been the newest person to enter a jail, and all the other innmates are after you
mum: "billy got sent to jail, turns out he had FMS (aka Fresh Meat Syndrome)"
dad: "did he wake up with a bleeding asshole?"
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When you stay up to 12:00 PM in the next day.
How to preform a 'till the clock says FM:
1. Wake up before 12:00 PM (noon)
2. Consume energy drink of choice. (You will want to do this step. Trust me.)
3. Pull off an all-nighter
4. Stay up 'till 12:00 PM in the next day where sleep deprivation will most likely change PM on clocks to FM and FM on radios to PM.
I pulled off a 'till the clock says FM. It was brutal.
I was super tired when I tried to do the 'till the clock says FM.
I preformed the 'till the clock says FM +12 hours. AM stays AM on clocks.
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Nightride FM is the best synthwave radio the human race could possibly come across
OMG, Nightride FM is sooo goood! I can't stop listening to it!
A load of knobs that think they are funny and they can DJ
Have you seen them kurupt FM wankers Bill?
FM's BORG contains the following ingredients: half a cup of water, Popov Vodka, Ronrico Silver Rum, Beefeater Gin, Sauza Gold Tequila, Peach Cisco, pumpkin beer (any brand), cup of moonshine soaked cherries, and a cup of sugar.
FM's BORG (FM stands for freaky man) is like a Long Island Ice Tea in a former water jug. BEWARE! Only make and drink if your tolerance is super high!
An internet hip hop station started in 2022 by DJ Noah 225. Listen live on djnoahfm.caster.fm
Schedule:
Mondays 8-10pm - The Quiet Storm
Tues & Wed 9pm - The Live Mix @ 9:00
Thurs 6-8pm - Throwback Thursday
Friday 7-10pm - The Friday Night TurnUp Mix
Saturday 6-8pm - The Zydeco Smackdown
Sat 8-10pm - Saturday Night At Da Spot
Sun 6-11am - The Gospel Morning Show
Sun 4pm - The Smoothe Jazz Soundcheck
Sun 5-8pm - All Blues Sunday
Mimi: Are you listening to Max 94.1?
Niya: Hell no im listening to DJ Noah FM!
FM Legendary also known as fml is a homosexual and short guy. If you see any fmls in your area it is advised to kys immediately in hopes of not having any sort of conversation with the boring Nunez loving ahhh mf.
Faris Marge is known to be a fml ( Fm legendary) and as soon as I see him I think, โfmlโ with a mundane tone