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Athletic Republic

Sports training at it's finest. With a ratio of one trainer to 4-5 athletes, you get the perfect training you need for your specific sport. With treadmill, plyometrics, and weight lifting, you are guaranteed an improvement in your sport. A friendly environment for all ages.

Bob: Hey, have you heard of Athletic Republic? It's a great training program. My son loves it! He's much better at football now.
Bill: Oh yeah! I'll give it a shot!

by madhatterislife February 16, 2012

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The Republic of Fujian

Be ronation, where monki and human unite and forged the mightiest of nations to exist.

Owned by chairman John Xina he is very based and his cabinet and one party system is too.
He hates communism.

Orangutan have voting rights and the capital is fuzhou
Xina and his cabinet are often known for not giving a fuck and being aggressive.

Xina is a lover of all women

The Republic of Fujian is based, but could also take a shit on you if you tried to fuck with it

by Love_sloth60M February 25, 2022

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phoenix republic

A republic of rednecks with no actual government and a one man army

"I'd never live in the Phoenix Republic! That place is a shithole!"

by guyboi69jk August 15, 2019

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Banana Republic

This phrase means "a country run by crazies" - I quote Dianne from "The Good Fight" season 3, episode 3, when she says, after someone suggests that the USA has its faults, "We're not a Banana Republic, you know."

"We're not crazy, like a Banana Republic, you know."

by rguthrie September 15, 2021

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Purple Republic

Penguins of the Purple Republic are often a-holes who use their vast numbers to overwhelm the many, many people who play Club Penguin. They perform raids on servers, sometimes forming a swastikaout of bots. During raids, they will make VERY loud farts and are constantly drilling. They are purple penguins equipped with jackhammers and moderate armor (construction hat) and for some reason believe in a master race.

ACP member: what is happening
PR member: PURPLE REPUBLIC
PR member: DRILL THE INFIDELS
PR member: PURPLE PRIDE SERVER WIDE!
ACP member: *starts inviting agents of other armies*
RPF officer: ACP and PR? Where’s the rest of your squad?
ACP member: That’s the problem: there’s no squad.
PR bots: *fart*
RPF member: Let’s get out of here, man. There’s nothing I can do to help if nobody else is online.

by Texting Error February 6, 2018

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Banana Republic

An event or place with a preponderance of men and lack of women, see sausage fest

Oh yeh, I went to that party last night - nah, was a real banana republic

by Wordsterd October 24, 2010

34πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


Plato's Republic

An old ass book that has like influenced every political matter since forever. Since Justice is the main topic discussed throughout the whole damn book, it's esoteric nature confuses dumb asses that read it wrong. Plato has Socrates talk about Communism vs Democracy, the Equality of Men and Women, the nature of political regimes and cool other shit. And the most famous is the Allegory of the Cave, where Socrates talks about the philosophic "turn" and leaving the "cave of convention".

But the main problem is like aforementioned dumb asses; mainly Marx, thought it was a good idea. So in turn, fucked up a world for like 60 years. Even China is still fucked up.

"Hey you read Plato's Republic in College"- Friend #1
"Naw, but we read the story about The Cave" Friend #2
"Really, that's all, you missed some pretty good shit" Friend #1
"Well my professor just said 'communism is good' and forced their academic liberal bullshit down our throats" Friend #2
"Figures, my professor was a Straussian, so he pretty much rocks" Friend #1

by freddy mc-callahan March 3, 2012

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