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hyper-fact

A fact that is false in this universe, but possibly true in a parallel universe.

"Most lawyers are metrosexual." - Dude
"Dude, that is such a hyper-fact!" - Brah

by ERK404 May 5, 2010


darrall fact

A response to a question that has limited basis in fact or truth
A 50/50 chance of being right

Arran: How long do seagulls live ?
Darrall: The oldest gull recorded was over 50 years
Arran: That's a 'Darrall Fact'

by D_u_K_k January 26, 2017


face the fact

The truth

James needs to face the fact that Linda has moved on.

by applepie25 May 5, 2015


alt-facts

Abbreviation of alternative facts. Lies or misleading statements asserted as fact. Alt-facts specifically as found on or working with alternative right or alt-right sources posing as news, in order to intentionally debase rational discussion and falsely bend arguments to a far right-leaning political world view.

"He yelled out some Alt-Facts from Breitbart saying climate change is a Chinese hoax".

by dencentral January 24, 2017

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After the fact

This is a phrase that you say when someone does or says something but they have no idea that their timing was totally and stupidly wrong. Oftentimes, people will say it with the word "all".

How you gonna go to the movies with everybody, leave me behind, and then tell me that the film is good and I should go see it ALL AFTER THE FACT??

by TheBx41 September 17, 2012

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Brad Facts

Something that sounds like it could be true but is made up, or highly exaggerated.

Brad Facts can be so dang dumb!

by i-say-ya March 22, 2016

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Eddowes Fact

Where an all-round pointless virgin fuck of a JohnEddowes attempts to shove their inane point of view down your throat, whilst being utterly wrong in the process.

EDDOWES FACT 45: but you can't argue with the facts, "God" and Hollywood are Love's two biggest proponenets

EDDOWES FACT 97: <Ten98> all recorded music is worthless

EDDOWES FACT 69: <Ten98> it's simple physics <Ten98> the more attractive something is <Ten98> the stupider it is

by spooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon October 10, 2004

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