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The hole that develops over time in the crotch of one's pants due to leg friction and usage.
"I sat on the wooden bench and felt something cool between my legs - I looked down and realized my balls had slipped out due to crotch failure."
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When one severely screws up a good thing in an effort to look cool. In essence making an ass out of one's self.
The recent change to the look and operational ease of the website FACEBOOK was an "EPIC FAILURE" by the NOOB responsible.
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when a relationship stalls in the initial stages and you somehow end up being friends instead
me and natalya failed to launch...there just wasn't enough chemistry...you could say we had "failure to launch" because Urban Dictionary has a retarded need to have the exact wording of a definition present in the example.
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When taking a dump the force of your shit causes water to splash up and hit your butt cheeks. Just as in the Olympics a divers splash is considered a failure.
I just let that turd and it was an Olympic Failure!
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An utter failure is a noun that describes a fail on massive proportions. This failure is a failure on all levels and dimensions. Utter failures can be people or things that have absolutely no good or winning quality
Justin Bieber is a utter failure.
Dug: Yo I heard you pulled an utter failure
Mike: I know I shouldn't have played Runescape...
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1.No matter How hard you try, you Always do it wrong. 2. You suck at everything you do
"Hey can you hand me that glass?"
"Uhh,Sure"
*Glass falls*
"Epic Failure."
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failure to communicate (n)
Attempting desperately to convey an idea or explain what the hell you're talking about, but to no avail; esp. prevalent between husbands and their wives, or any male and female.
husband: "But it's the Cowboys versus the Redskins Thanksgiving game!"
wife: "..."
This is a prime example of a failure to communicate; absolutely nothing was just conveyed.
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