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(verb) pronounced FAR-k
Mostly pertains to dogs smaller in statue, it’s an event that occurs when excited little dogs want to bark really loud! The pressure inside their bodies while attempting this action causes whatever pressure not released from the Bark, is instead released out their clenched anus emitting a fart at the exact same time.
Thus saving the little dog from any broken ribs or stomach issues from unreleased gases.
As win, “Do you know your dog barks AND farts at the same time?”
“Sure I do, it’s a FARK. His butt is like a pressure release valve.”
To take your date to the park, find a secluded area, park and Fuck in the car.
I'm so horny for you and I'm a little short on cash right now but I know this spot down on the river where we can go 'Park and Fark'.
The physical sound and act of actually barking. Can be referred to as fake barking because When your fur-member barks at someone that is at the door. However, upon getting up and going to the door you then realize that you just got played because no one is at the door.
Dude, why are you farking at the door no one is even there!
I swear if you dont stop farking I'm putting you In the kennel.
Rubbing thy anus in circular motions till you have to fart.
I was farking earlier and then i had to shit.
*boys steals a girls cell phone then runs*
Girl: Get back here! *chases him for a few moments*
Boy: *snicker* NO!
*Girl finally catches up to him and stops him in his tracks*
Girl: Fark over my cell...*hold hand out*
Boy: ...Fine...*hands over the cell*
Something you say and repeat to confuse the person next to you.
You: Ah, gwabble fark!
Them: ?
You: gwabble fark..