ass felching

Ass felching is the act of ejaculating into the ass of a woman (or man) and then sucking the semen back out of the anal cavity.

"I plowed my lady in the butt and then proceeded by ass felching my liquid love"

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Felch Merchant

Someone who offers felching as a service for a price.

Wayne come into my office u felch merchant and felch me. You will get a nice little pay rise.

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felch nugget

the left over bits of dried up cum mixed with shit that get caught in the hairs around the bumhole, a while after the act of felching.

She was great until i rolled her over.......and discovered her felch nuggets

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felch bag

those who enjoy taking part in the process called felching
can also be used as a derogatory term that is considered worse than a dbag

zip it gorman... ya felch bag

gosh t-alby loves felching so much, he put FELCH BAG on the back of his rec league jersey

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felch waffler

n. a fat horny kid who drinks 4 or more loads of cum out of an ass hole.

Wow keenan is one sick felch waffler.

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felching lesbians

A crude turn of phrase used to signify the extraordinary unlikelihood that something will occur. It can also be used to describe something that is taboo, disgusting, or oxymoron-ic.

The chances of getting your NCAA tournament bracket 100% correct is like felching lesbians - it just doesn't happen (although technically, it could).

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felching straw

Between two homosexual males. The act of one man blowing his load into his partners anas. When this is completed the male who blew his load will take a straw and suck out the cum out of the man's anas.

The man loves the taste of his own cum and other males anal juices so much, that after he performs anal sex he begins felching all the secretions.

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