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A woman, or twink, who is like a sexualized ferret. Small, acrobatic and playful. This is the sort of person who grabs you underneath a table and steals your undershorts in the morning.
Guy: Hey, that girl Jeannie is a real sex ferret. It was unbelievable.
Friend: I live down the hall from her, it sure smells like it.
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A derogotary term, often used as a super offensive insult.
That fucking Bagpuss is a fucking ginger ferret weaselin bastard.
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A male who seeks to place his tool in another mans anus. Can be used synonomously with faggot. Basically a gay man.
My boss is quite the bum ferret
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A white boy that exclusively dates black girls. They are commonly red headed and nerdy.
Ryan’s a total snow ferret, his last girl friend was black as hell
The male version of a snow bunny.
A white man who only dates African American men
"Damn man, Hnery is such a Frost Ferret, all of his girlfriends have been black."
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Much the same as the crusty weasel, except a ferret is used instead. Most often, the substitution is for the sake of money and availability, as your local pet store will sell prime ferrets to you with no questions asked.
Girl 1: What's wrong with you?
Girl 2: That crusty ferret from last night just stopped kicking.
A drink you ask your friends to order in order to drive them crazy for days on end. Hilarity enabler.
"I would like a puddle ferret please!"
"What are you on?"
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