person 1: "did you hear basic white boy name got cancer? i feel so bad"
person 2: "yeah he spun his fidget spinner too much"
A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.
Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.
Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!
Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!
Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"
The sex act where participant one sits on the penis (or strap-on, if both partners are not men) of participant two and rides it up and down, making the balls and penis spin in a round motion. Similar to a meat swing.
Man, Jamie and Lisa were really going at it last night - she asked to use my strap-on so they could finally try the fidget spinner!
LOOOK AT MY NOOOOO FIGGET SPINURR ISN'T IT SOOOO KOAALLLLL ITS BETTER THAN YOUR DUM XBOX MY FIGIT SPINURE KEN PLAIY KOOLL OF DOODIE IT KEN PRUDICT TEH FOOOTURE IT KEN MAK ENI ONE LIK U IT IS THE GRATEST TOI OV AL TIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEK YOUR STOOPIDD POOP STATION 4 MY FIGGIT SPINUR CAN RUN 4K ON MY TV AN IS A FASTURR THAN A DUM PC IT KEN EVEN RUN UNDERTALE AND HAK EVERY ELEKTRONIK DEVICEZ. IN.TEH.WURLD.
Fidget Love, Fidget Love is some kind of relationship etc: Sister, Brother, Auntie, Uncle, Cousin, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Nan and Grandfather and So on.
It is Know as a relationship that is fiddled with, whether it make Anger, Happiness and Confusion or all at once!
It can also Mean "Oh My RelationShip With ________ Is like fidget Love" which would mean "My relationShip With ________ Is on and off always including Anger, Happiness and Confusion and many other emotions"
"My RelationShip With _____ Is Like Fidget Love"
Fidget kids used to be a very common species now they can be rare and some are crusty 5 yr olds!
Some one:Hey look it’s a fidget kid!
Me: oh.
( fidget kids are kids that collect pops it’s and other toys!)
I really useful item for children and teenagers with mental health issues. However society is a dick and made it look like a toy so people who didn't need one got one. This has now resulted in them getting banned in schools which is extremely unfair for the people who they help.
John: dude look at all these ticks i can do with this fidget spinner, you can't do shit with it!
Jeff: dude it helps with my anxiety and depression, please don't be a dick towards mental illnesses.
John: whatever don't be a buzz kill.
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