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A large gathering of Filipinos complete with Lumpia, Pancet, and other home town favorites. These gatherings tend to happen in the largely Filipino populated communities of Mira Mesa and National City.
What are you doing tonight? Wanna go hit up the Filipino Funtime?
South-East Asian coochie. Even if it is not from the Philippines, you can imagine it is and tell your buddies it was.
I cant wait to get back to Manila and start hitting that Filipino Furburger - with or without cheese...
A Filipino Man that has swag, wears jordans or yeezys, usually has a comb-over or fresh fade and uses these traits to get girls and acts like a dick or is unfaithful to them.
Derek is really a filipino fuckboy, he talked to jasmine and then got with laura the next day, he made both of them cry after letting them know hes a FFB.
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Filipino Time, which means things get done whenever they get done. Official Timing of The Phillipines.
I set up a party for 6:00. This is interpretted as 7:00 filipino time.
In some cases, filipino hosts deliberately set the time an hour or so earlier, knowing that the guests will arrive an hour or so late. In this case, the poor americans are surprised to see that they're the first ones to arrive and the only ones there for the first hour or so.
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An excuse for arriving anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours late to any party, meeting, or hanging out. Only exclusive to Filipinos, this is the standard time any Filipino will arrive to. Many people of other races hate it, because most of them will arrive on the marked time.
Jack: Dude, where's Nick?
Paul: Oh, he's on Filipino time. Expect him in a few minutes to a few hours.
- a few hours later -
Nick: Sup guys!
Jack: Dude, WTF? Why are you so late?
Nick: Filipino time.
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a style of cooking spaghetti which includes adding ketchup, processed cheese, outrageously red hot dog slices and 5 pounds of sugar (for every pound of pasta). it's so wicked, it could survive an atom bomb dropped directly overhead.
Newscaster: Breaking news, North Korea has sent a missile armed with nuclear warhead towards us!
Mom: kiddo, let's go to the bomb shelter now!
Kid: but mom, i'm still eating a filipino spaghetti!
Mom: just leave it there, it will survive, trust me.
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It is a Filipino term used to associate with a larger penis or dick even if it is not in erect mode. It is also used to refer to a person with an average-sized dick. It is originated from the Bisaya word "Dako" meaning 'big' or 'large'.
The opposite of Daks is "JUTS"
-a smaller dick even if it is in erect mode. Originated from a Bisaya word "Dyutay" meaning small.
Bai, ang akong amigo kay nakit-an nako nga nag dula sa kinatawo. Daks baya siya.
English: Bro, I have seen my friend doing a masturbate, he is daks indeed.
Daks (Filipino)
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