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Smeared dried shit that fall into your underwear like dandruff much like small flakes.
Mark "Wow last nights pizza and beer had me wiping forever"
Nick "In a few hours your going to have pudding flakes"
also known as Arse dandruff and Butt crumbs
small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.
Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some poo-flakes on the toilet seat.
the cheesey build up on your bell end, sometimes it reaches a critical level and turns yellow and you notice people that sit near you are sick into their mouth a little bit.
a man sits on a duvet naked when he stands there is a small yellow circle left in his place "richard go and wash your cock you bell flake"
vagina dandruff i.e flakes from the vaginal region
Wow. Kylie really has some bad tuna flakes. She leaves a trail in every chair she sits in.
a stanky cereal known for its exceptional combination of menstrual blood and milk. often served cold
Vaginal flakes: theyre more than good; they stanky
Cum left on the bed sheets after a night of sex and its gone all flaky
I left porn flakes at my girls house last night.
Airborn fecal matter expelled during flatulation.
"Dude! You just got Poop Flakes in my eye!"