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Pudding Flakes

Smeared dried shit that fall into your underwear like dandruff much like small flakes.

Mark "Wow last nights pizza and beer had me wiping forever"
Nick "In a few hours your going to have pudding flakes"

by illskillz March 09, 2008


Poo-flakes

also known as Arse dandruff and Butt crumbs

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.

Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some poo-flakes on the toilet seat.

by coazeau July 29, 2012


bell flake

the cheesey build up on your bell end, sometimes it reaches a critical level and turns yellow and you notice people that sit near you are sick into their mouth a little bit.

a man sits on a duvet naked when he stands there is a small yellow circle left in his place "richard go and wash your cock you bell flake"

by dangerous donnivan April 10, 2008


tuna flakes

vagina dandruff i.e flakes from the vaginal region

Wow. Kylie really has some bad tuna flakes. She leaves a trail in every chair she sits in.

by TADJ November 14, 2007


vaginal flakes

a stanky cereal known for its exceptional combination of menstrual blood and milk. often served cold

Vaginal flakes: theyre more than good; they stanky

by stankypete69 July 22, 2010


porn flakes

Cum left on the bed sheets after a night of sex and its gone all flaky

I left porn flakes at my girls house last night.

by asafdf September 25, 2005


Poop Flakes

Airborn fecal matter expelled during flatulation.

"Dude! You just got Poop Flakes in my eye!"

by The Mystery Gang November 09, 2008