Random
Source Code

vaginal flakes

a stanky cereal known for its exceptional combination of menstrual blood and milk. often served cold

Vaginal flakes: theyre more than good; they stanky

by stankypete69 July 22, 2010

35๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


porn flakes

Cum left on the bed sheets after a night of sex and its gone all flaky

I left porn flakes at my girls house last night.

by asafdf September 25, 2005

95๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poop Flakes

Airborn fecal matter expelled during flatulation.

"Dude! You just got Poop Flakes in my eye!"

by The Mystery Gang November 9, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Freak Flake

ever have that chick that says everything you want to hear in a text but then she acts like she doesn't remember saying it when the time comes.....yea that bitch is a FREAK FLAKE!!!

Me: Aye Baby You Whatcha Wanna Do?
Her: I Wanna Lick It Till It Shines!
Me: So Lets Hang Tomorrow

Next Day...

Me: Lets Do It Baby
Her: Oh I Was Just Joking Im Not Like That!
Me: You FREAK FLAKE -__-

by BasedMuffin September 4, 2011

29๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flake out

Verb: To cancel previously agreed upon plans last minute, or simply not show up

Noun: the act of flaking out

-so remember that hot girl with half her tits showing from the bar, I was going to have dinner with her last night but the bitch flaked out.

-hot girls are flake outs as a general rule, it's supply and demand man.

by s. mooth criminal September 17, 2008

454๐Ÿ‘ 133๐Ÿ‘Ž


flake snake

flake When a person is shady, flakey and especially slithery. They often ditch loved ones to roll around in their own slime and other selfish things. A flake snake usually denied their behavior or offers a dramatic eye roll when confronted. Truly the worst.

Bryce is such a flake snake for saying he would go out tonight but instead he stayed home to practice drag makeup. UGH.

by electraspicexoxo September 22, 2018


shit flakes

when you go to use the toilet after someone took a dump & didnt double flush, & shit particles are floating around.

"damn meg, did you just take a dump? you forgot to finish flushing, now there's shit flakes floating around"

by 40zN9z September 6, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž