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A shit-flinging-monkey (simular to a douche pelican) refers to a person who is complaining/ mooching/ or just being an ass hole. Shit in this case is a metaphor for the stupid things this person is complaining or bitching about. "Flinging their shit at everyone".
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.
"So i talked to him today and he was acting like such a shit-fliging-monkey."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."
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Pants that allow the male genitalia to flop around freely in a fling flong like motion.
As Mr. Howell played floor hockey his penis flopped around aggressively in his fling flong pants.
An expression used when someone (usually a female), is casually dating someone (usually a male), but it suddenly proposed to. The proposal is usually rejected.
No wonder! It was a fling-a-ding ring!
A no strings attached relationship where you and your partner are just having fun, usually sexual. No serious commitment or pressure involved, only casual encounters. Longer than a one night stand, but shorter than a long term relationship. More of a random hookup, friend with benefits. STF for short.
Doug: "I heard that Donna and Kevin broke up. That has to be really devastating to both of them. It seemed they were made for each other."
Jill: "And what rock are you living under?...LOL! They were just having in a short term fling and weren't committed to each other. They just wanted casual, non committal fun."
Doug: "I guess they pulled the wool over my eyes. Gee, I feel like such a dork...LOL!"
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When a boy scout can't express his utter fear of not getting his 3rd base badge he screenshots the urban dictionary definition of summer fling sends to all your friends and picks u apart one by one with his scoutmaster sash until he finally works up the courage to put his arm around the summer fling of his dreams at a old gross medieval times in a crown and chicken breath
Someone tried to have a boy scout fling last year haha
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To nut on one's partner, usually in the facial region
Casey' flung his web all over shanna's face.
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when a man harshly moves his finger around while in a womans ass
he rim flinged me so hard my ass started to bleed
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