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flog hopper

To pull a masturbatory act on the toilet.

Tommy's shit was takin' quite a long time. So long, he got distracted and decided to join the ranks of Flog Hoppers around the world. He pulled out his pecker and went to stinky pull town.

Jenny decided to push one out on the porcelain shrine while she 'Checked the undercarriage' one fine day and joined the secret society of the Flog Hoppers anonymous.

by Blunt Monk February 8, 2018

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cock flogging

the act of slapping your cock on a womens back or ass until it is raw!

i cock flogged her until she was red in the ass

i gave my girlfriend a setion of cock flogging

by jack number 7 May 3, 2007

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Flog the clog

When a toilet becomes so full of shit you have to use your hand to punch and rip away all of the toilet paper and crap blocking the tube in the toilet.

Koolandria was so fed up with plunging her clogged toilet that she decided the only way to fix the problem was to flog the clog.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

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Flog the dolphin

To spank the monkey, beat the meat, or also known as masterbation.

Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.

by Assi9 January 5, 2017

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flog kilpatrick

The process of taking a dump before one proceeds to masturbate.

Each member of the band "hanson" have a flog kilpatrick before each of their stupid incest gigs.

by ScottyJay May 31, 2004

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Flog Gnaw

A word Tyler The Creator used to leave the impression that he's cool, and indeed not a dyke according to Twitter.

"I am not a dyke, flog gnaw."

by SlobAnMahNOB December 6, 2011

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Flog Gene

A slang term describing a woman's disposition to perpetually nag and verbally demean her husband or boyfriend.

Why does he take her verbal abuse? She must have the flog gene.

by Chrisy Smith February 15, 2008

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