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To pull a masturbatory act on the toilet.
Tommy's shit was takin' quite a long time. So long, he got distracted and decided to join the ranks of Flog Hoppers around the world. He pulled out his pecker and went to stinky pull town.
Jenny decided to push one out on the porcelain shrine while she 'Checked the undercarriage' one fine day and joined the secret society of the Flog Hoppers anonymous.
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the act of slapping your cock on a womens back or ass until it is raw!
i cock flogged her until she was red in the ass
i gave my girlfriend a setion of cock flogging
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When a toilet becomes so full of shit you have to use your hand to punch and rip away all of the toilet paper and crap blocking the tube in the toilet.
Koolandria was so fed up with plunging her clogged toilet that she decided the only way to fix the problem was to flog the clog.
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The process of taking a dump before one proceeds to masturbate.
Each member of the band "hanson" have a flog kilpatrick before each of their stupid incest gigs.
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To spank the monkey, beat the meat, or also known as masterbation.
Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.
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A word Tyler The Creator used to leave the impression that he's cool, and indeed not a dyke according to Twitter.
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When someone is caught lurking and jerking they must make a timely getaway, thus resulting in an unfortunate jog and flog.
Phil: Why the hell are you all out of breath and sweating profusely?
Pat: just got caught doing a lurk and jerk at the mall.
Phil: that still doesn't explain why you're so sweaty...
Pat: mall security caught me behind the tanks at the pet store, so i had to pull a quick jog and flog all the way to the bus stop.
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