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An exciting event that occurs and thereafter causes a woman's vagina to instantaneously become wetter than a slaughter house floor.
1. Kim,"Jeez Debbie that guy is so sexy."
Debbie, "Yeea I just had a flash flood."
2. Fact: Kieth Richard's pelvis gyrations cause women to have flash floods.
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where you get wet. down in your privates
I saw that man walk by and my basement flooded.
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Pissing inside a girls pussy while having sex.
I flooded the bitches tunnel last.
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their an internet cult that was created around the announcement of halo 3. it mainly consists of the older members who wanted to become moderators but didnt. some of them are angry members who got perma'd and want revenge, so now they just spam alot now. they think their better then everyone else (WHICH THEIR NOT) so just ignore them because they just want fame and attention.
they (New Flood) are also the ones that caused bungie.net to go down in the afternoon today
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Pouring the contents of a used condom into the female's birth canal after sex, also commonly deployed as an act of vindication.
After Suzie queefed on my nuts during sex the only appropriate response was Flooding The Anthill.
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The over excitement of a female in the moments before sex causing an excess of vaginal fluid.
Did you cause a flash flood before you hit that?
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When some asshole posts 50 pictures on Instagram simultaneously, forcing the rest of us to scroll for 20 minutes just to get past their crap.
Usually occurs because said asshole forgot that Facebook is where you go to upload full photo albums without hijacking everyone else's News Feed. Instagram neither supports nor condones this feature.
Proper Use: Upload an album of 50 to Facebook, pick the best 1 or 2 and put them on Instagram... then don't post for an hour.
Flooding the Feed is a serious violation, akin to being a horrible driver. Punishments include a technical foul, a possible fine, mass unfollowing, and frenemies talking shit behind your back.
Person #1: Why did you unfollow me on Instagram?
Person #2: Damn, 37 consecutive pics in 12 minutes?!? That's Flooding the Feed. Your 3rd offense gets you a lifetime ban. At least learn how to drip-feed that shit.
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