FOOD

The opposite to shit. Shit is bad, FOOD is good.

"Dude, that was fucking FOOD!"

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FOOD

Delicious thingy mijigy that you put in your mouth.

" Hey yo bro, wanna get some food?"

food

the best thing in the world

I LOVE FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

food

Food is crack cocaine. You cook crack like you cook food on the stove. You need crack to survive like you need food. Therefore, we say food instead of crack

"do u do food?"
"do u have food"

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with food

The analogous equivalent of the term "with child" for an overweight person.

Pregnant women aren't fat: they're "with child." I am "with food."

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food

That which nouriches the body, spirit, soul!

Art is the food of my life and sustains me.

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food-on

Sexual arousal at the sight of food. Often experienced by obese people.

"Did you see Fat Tim's food-on when Steve walked in with the box of Krispy Kremes?"

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