fort squidward

the ultimate base that you can't penetrate

fort squidward is all but impenetrable

Red Fort

A fast and vigoruos role player game only to be played in the confines of ones bedroom. Normally a single player shooter, but can be played in a group of people. The better you play, the quicker you finish.

Mark Callaghan is currently unavailable as, he is in his bedroom playing Red Fort

Fort Apache

Often referred to as "The Fort", it is the Meadow Glen Addition outside of Pawhuska, OK. It consists of one block out in the middle of the country where basketball is more important than sleeping, and ramen noodles are the most common source of food. Home to many Osage families and other Natives that let their rugged kids roam outside all day long playing ball or getting into trouble. It is mostly known for: domestic disturbances, consumption of commodities, teenage pregnancies, real people, and young athletes.

"Aren't you from Pawhuska?"
"Naw, I'm from Fort Apache"

I'm chillin out at The Fort watchin the game.

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Fort Misery

Slang for Fort Myers, FL. A city in Lee County. It's next door neighbors are Cape Coma and No Fo. It's referred to by many as Fort Misery because it's an unbelievably boring town that has a knack of sucking you in and you can never escape.

Person A: "I wish I could move out of this town."
Person B: "You know that's not going to happen dipshit, you live in Fort Misery. There's no escaping this armpit of the nation."
Person A: "I know, it's like a black hole that you can never escape from. Anyone I've known to move away always ended up coming back..."

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Fort Wheezy

Nickname for Fort Wayne, Indiana based on the stench of the three rivers that run through the downtown area.

Are you staying on campus this weekend or going back to Fort Wheezy?

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douchebag fort

An establishment, generally a public bar or club but could also be a private residence, which is frequented primarily by douchebags.

Residents of a douchebag fort can also be given rank based on their level of douchebaggery.

"No, I don't want to go to the Kells, it's a total douchebag fort."

or

Jill, you really don’t want to date Kevin; he’s a Sergeant at Fort Douchebag."

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Fort William

A place where nobody has anything better to do apart from makeup shit what people have said and done

Where did you hear that shit about you? "Fort William"

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