France

Incase of war

The country that usually turns around and takes it in the ass...

Fredrick: Hey look an invading army of 10 Germans, attacking our France military base of 10,000 men!

Announcement Fredrick: Allrighytz guys you know the drill, bend over and pull down your pants

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France

Cheese eating surrender monkeys

"I now declare France ours!"

"Very well, could you please just let me finish this cheese.."

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France

Capital: Paris, 48°52′N, 2°19.59′E
Official Language: French
Demonym: French

Government: Unitary semi-presidential republic
- President: Nicolas Sarkozy (UMP)
- Prime Minister: François Fillon (UMP)

Formation
- French State: 843 (Treaty of Verdun)
- Current constitution: 1958 (5th Republic)

EU Accession: March 25, 1957

Area
- Total: 674,843 km² (40th), 260,558 sq. mi

Population: 64,473,1405 (20th)

World's leading exporter of faggotry.

Contrary to popular belief, France's greatest contribution to the world has not been art, cuisine, or wine. It has, in fact, been faggotry.

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France

A) The final resting place of tens of thousands of young American and British soldiers, all of who died liberating the country from the Nazis during WWII.

B) A country of ungrateful bastards.

My 19-year-old great uncle Short died on July 4, 1944 in Eastern France, when shrapnel from a mortar decapitated him.

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France

didnt win any war they ever fought in on their own.

Gallic wars, Hundred years war, Italian wars, wars of religion, thirty years war etc. basically France lost/tied/asked for help in every war fought in.

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France

home of all things gay,land of the faggots

queers from all over the world go to france to ass fuck.

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france

Land from whence the gays hail.

"The gays are amazingly clean and always have been since the day they came from France"

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