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The greatest invention known to man besides Bill Gates. Its conveinient sauce holder is the second greatest invention known to man. They are finger lickin' good.
Arab guy in Burger King: I want a refund for these chicken fries!
Cashier: Why sir?
Arab guy in Burger King: They as hard as baseball bat.
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Hey dude did you see Mike Fries on VATSIM?
Yeah man. He's so fucking cute.
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The order of french fries consisting of the remains of a once proud batch. This order has the short, burned, crisped-solid, or fingernail like french fries. Fast food workers often try to compensate for ass fries by sheer volume of fries. May lead to depression or recipient becoming punchy.
Ricky's cheerful attitude took a turn for the worse after seeing a box of ass fries next to his cheeseburger.
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A ludicrous connation made by the corporate fascist ass-hole Bush (who got into office by suspicious cough* illegal*cough means) to instill more nationalism and show resentment against the French because they, like MOST of the world, did not support an imperialistic, unjustified war where NO WMDs were found.
Bush: I reckon I'm a-gonna name these here fries *Freedom Fries* cause I sure don't like them French...just cause they don't want to go to war! Damnit, I want this war! I know damn well there ain't no WMDs in Iraq, but hell, I sure like me a game of cowboys and Indians (actually Arabs) and my whole presidency is a warped parody of Walker, Texas ranger...or should I say *dumbass*.
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person that you kind of hate but you are still friends
josh is a fried duck
When something is nasty fries, it's reeeeaaal nasty.
Always followed by an exclamation mark.
Wowie, that stinky old milk is NASTY fries!
That dirty old man said some things that were nasty fries!