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Pretty much like, you're friend zoned... but you get the hugs, kisses, hearts, "I love you"s, all that stuff. You just can't have anything truly romantic or special.
"Man, that chick just super friendzoned me. Worse than friend zone."
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Someone who is so obviously in the friend zone that they make jokes about being the friend zone to the person who put them in friendzone
Joseph Walker is the Lord of the Friendzone
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When a guy doesn't want to complicate the relationship with sex, and places the female (or male, that's cool too...) in the forlorn friendzone. Basically this shit almost never happens
"I put her in the Reverse Friendzone. She wanted to have sex, but I had to put my foot down."
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Basically just another way of saying masturbate
You: Whelp my girlfriend just broke up with me
Your friend: you should go friendzone yourself
Putting yourself in the friend zone before you make an ass out of yourself
Guy: So Bob, have you made a move on Jessica yet?
Guy #2: Nope I put myself in the voluntary friendzone
When someone has been hardcore friendzoned but cockblocks anyone from getting anywhere near their crush. They especially cockblock on social media, always the first to comment on their crush's pics with heart or kissy face emojis trying to appear to others as if they're more than a friend to their crush. Some friendzoned cockblockers may not even realize they're in the dreaded friendzone making them look extra pathetic.
To your friend: yo that's the girl i'm into but her friend keeps mean muggin me and it's weird.
Friend: nah don't worry about her dumb ass, she's just a friendzoned cockblocker.
Philadelphia is known as the city of brotherly love. The Philadelphia Friendzone is when you're romantically attracted to your friend but they see you more as a sibling than a possible romantic interest.
I got put in the Philadelphia Friendzone today, man.
That's harsh man. You guys grew up together and everything.