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Where you shit a large turd in a large size condom. Place in in the freezer till solid, then find a person that is passed out and insert it into there asshole. So next day when they wake up they have defrosted turd in there arse. That they will need to remove.
A bloke passed out on my couch last night so I gave him "the frozen gaunt"
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A word chefs use to describe gross microwaved frozen reheated food to Ramsey.
"Did you microwave this fucking slop?" "Its fresh- Fresh frozen"
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those little completely white bitty balls that some jewelry stores sell for diamonds. They are diamonds but they look like frozen spit.
Look at that ring, it has "frozen spit" for stones.
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The Presbyterian Church. Frozen by their beliefs and Chosen by God to do His will. It can also mean that they can be overly traditional and not welcome to change.
I went to the Presbyterian Church today and it was so quiet in service I can see why they are called the "The Frozen Chosen".
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When you ejaculate into a bellybutton, filling it to the brim so that it resembles a pond covered with ice.
Man, I gave my girl the best frozen pond last night. It tok her forever to clean that shit out of her bellybutton.
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Kissing someone right after eating or drinking something cold; lips are still cold.
Want a frozen kiss, i just took a bite off ice cream, and my lips are cold
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1. When someone urinates in an ice cube tray and put the piss-cubes in someones drink.
2. When someone makes ice pops out of their urine and sells it like lemonade at a lemonade stand.
1. This is delicious, what's your secret?
2. Mom, Amar was selling Frozen Franks on the corner today, and they were deeeelicious!
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