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Gabriel is a fucking phat nose ( yes with a ph ) who thinks he can cure cancer, is a fucking shit baller and gets no females
Ay your a Gabriel
8👍 4👎
Gabriel, also known as gabby for his extremely feminine looks, is one of the most irrelevant people you will ever meet. The only thing he ever accomplished in life was deep throating a whole baguette, which really changed his life. Because of this experience, whenever he talked to a dude, he didn't look at the person's eyes, he looked at their dick. This made the person uncomfortable, eventually placing Gabriel on the sex offender list. Gabriel eventually became a stripper, with the stripper name Shrexy Trump. This gained him the interest of the incels on reddit. With every single incel he could find, he smashed them, all at once. He received all of their phone numbers and recieves about 2,069 nudes every day.
*Gabriel is dancing*
Girl-woah
Dude-ikr
11👍 7👎
A boy that is always there for you. he's kind smart and funny. he's a good boyfriend. and a good friend in general you may break up but he will always worry about you. he's always on your mind so love him and care for him. and never break his heart.
Gabriel?
he's my Bestfriend and my ex I could have never done anything without him
15👍 9👎
He is a cute guy and very good friend
But a horrible monster of a brother
Omg Gabriel is such a devil
Yea he is a monster
11👍 5👎
Strength: Gabriel has an exceptional knowledge of war history. He also knows a lot when it comes to the horror genre of movies and games. He could kill a man but is extremely wholesome. A great friend.
Cons: Silicone could kill him
"Gabriel stop watching Tank girls and help me beat this Saw trap!"
13👍 5👎
Ugly, short, horrible singing skills, sucks at piano(jk) and is horribly annoying. Derp loving man (Rip Derp). Kind of funny and very inappropriate little dude.
Kayla:Ohh wow look it’s a Gabriel
Kyirsten: ughhh
Kayla: there is some thing wrong with being a Gabriel
15👍 8👎
A funny, ugly caring man. He's mostly lazy but sometimes can be active. He loves playing video games especially Dead By Daylight. He loves making new friends, he really weird tho but extremely funny. He's just that guy. He's very hideous human all the girls run away from him but, he only picks the one thats gay :)
"OOOOOOHHHHHH is that gabriel hes so ugly and really scary i mean REALLY scary ive want to run away but its really hard please someone help me this isnt funny anymore i really need help hes keeping me to watch furry porn. ill send my address and st just someone please- Mars bars
19👍 11👎