A slimy/dirty asshole usually resulting from several days without showering.
Damn bro, I haven't showered in like 3 days. I got a glazed chili.
When you Jerk off the night before, then wake up in the morning with dried semen on your dick.
Bob sounded like he was having fun last night, maybe to much. He woke up the next morning with a coffee and a glazed twist.
When one is too far out or past the point and or state of moon burnt off party favors such a cannabis, coke , meth or any other substances that create a personal escape.
Amity: Hey TJ wanna hang out with Dez
T.J. Nah Amity she is galaxy glazed
When she slobbers so hard it looks like nickelodeon slime.
She spit glazed my cock.
When someone starts dissing u for no reason or starts dick riding u for no reason
Josh: David ur so ugly “out of nowhere”
David: Random glaze
When your girl sucks your knob but won’t let you nut so you finish yourself off then turkey slap your meat across her face leaving a lovely, post nut glaze.
She wouldn’t suck me off so I had no choice but to Turkey glaze the bish.
It's when you and your friends nut into each others mouths and spit it on a pancake then you spread the semen like butter in which you glaze it.
Hey, wanna make a glazed pancake with me?
I ate a glazed pancake is was pretty good!