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someone that you know who they are, but don't actually know personally. you make it your goal to become friends with them.
Katie: Hey you know that guy that sits in the front of the classroom in algebra?
Kayla: Yeah.
Katie: I think he's my friend goal. He seems pretty cool.
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n. A pair of pants that are too small for the owner, but had once been the correct size. The owner insists on keeping the pants and making it a goal to become the same size they once were and thus fit into the pants. After many failed attempts, the goal size may be attained. However two problems usually arise: the goal pants are out of style (usually 10 or more years old) OR the owner proudly wears the pants for a day or two and then celebrates by eating something fattening, like the baconator and their fit lifestyle fades away and they begin to relapse into the round, tubby, person they will always be.
my girlfriend says that she is gonna fit into these pants again (holds up some tiny ass pants)
Damn!!!!! they are tiny, when's the last time that beefy girl wore those?
When she was three!
Now thats some goal pants!
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1. When a flukey goal is scored in football(soccer), especially when on a computer game, which the defending team couldn't do anything to prevent. 2. Also known simply as 'cheese'
1. Kirk: What the fuck! Cheese goal, you lucky bastards.
2. Chris: Yeah,what a goal
Chad: Fuck off, you know that was cheese!
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1. A goal scored in football (soccer) where one striker shoots, the goalkeeper saves, and another striker pounces on the loose ball and scores.
2. Any goal scored in football where there is an extraordinary amount of luck involved, and barely any skill.
3. A goal scored in football by a player who surpasses any perceived physical limits, out-muscling his larger opponents or out-running his quicker opponents against all odds.
1. "Did you watch the game? I heard they won, but it was a habibi goal.."
2. "You should have seen the goal I scored, I got the ball through three defenders and dribbled around all of them and finished with a chip shot, it was such a habibi goal!"
3. "Oh my lord, how did he win that header over the 6'9" defender, he's only 5'5"! He got a habibi goal that's for sure."
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Usually two people that are inseparable, tolerate each other's crazy lives, deal with their emotions whether happy or sad, would go to the ends of the earth to make sure their friend is happy, and other people are usually jealous of their unbreakable bond
Those girls are friendship goals because they can always count on each other no matter what.
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In hockey, a goal that involves more luck than skill. Generally, the player scoring this type of goal has many of these and is percieved to be good.
One example of this is when a shot hits a leg and bounces onto a player's stick, without him having to move. He then one-times the puck into an empty net.
Another example is when a defenseman with the puck loses his edge and the loose puck is picked up by whichever forward happens to be forechecking. He then proceeds with a breakaway.
This type of goal is not to be confused with the rebound goals scored by players like Ryan Smyth, John Leclair and Dennis Savard where the player earns his glory by fighting with the defenseman to screen the goalie.
Because the player for whom this type of goal is named is so popular, this term could be applied to any sport.
Did you see that lucky bounce?
Yea, such a Crosby goal.
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A person who when playing FIFA (other football games avaliable) passes the ball when 2 on 1 with the keeper in order to provide the receiver with an open goal.
Frowned upon in multiplayer situations.
Other variations of this are around-
Arial Jew- Instead of passing along the floor you cross it to a team mate (This can become a non jew goal if the player on the end of the cross pulls of an acrobatic spectacular goal to finish)
Boring Jew- A player who takes a penalty and puts it down the middle to make it a certain goal but a boring one
Failed Jew- Someone who attempts any of the Jew variations and chumps them, meaning they don't come off or they fail to score (Expect full on abuse and constant mocking for several days if this is you)
If you Jew you stand a better chance of winning but you will lose friends and people to play against you. If you have to Jew, do it with a team at least 3 stars below the opponents team and don't constantly Jew, there is no skill.
USE THE JEW WITH CAUTION!
Player 1 is through on goal with the keeper in front of him, it is at a normal angle so goal is certain and requires no skill, a team mate makes a run into the box so Player 1 passes to that player providing them with an open goal.
"Wheyyyy i've just scored a goal against you"
"Yeah but you passed it, Jew goals don't count"
"Nahh nahh nahhh i'm winning"
"Shut up you Jew, go buy a Jew hat"
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