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In fantasy football, the act of beating your opponent so badly on the Thursday night game that the rest of the week's games become unnecessary.
BOHICA got Golden Dingered this week so he decided to go down to the cabin for the weekend and get some Wally's pizza instead of watching football.
The child of prophecy who attains his powers by controlling the thread of power that was separated from the three fates. He becomes superhuman and grows ram horns and gets a 25% muscle increase when he goes "Golden". He has infinite power and according to DC Comics he is about 342.78 times more powerful than superman if he eats his pasta. His weakness is pineapples and the power of love. Protector of Grayslake, coin collector, proud single father of 1 bird, Greg's heir to the sweep single.
If you're stuck in a jam call the golden ram! Unless you're some kind of uhhhh liberal.
Bryce:I made the golden connection last night
Miles:cool! How was is?
When you are at a festival and you feel a glowing warmth exude your rectal area. What comes next can only be described as the tsunami of shits, requiring you to be almost acrobatic above the drop toilet as it continues to run out you arse like Usain Bolt
OMG someone someone has taken his shoes off in there!! He must have had a golden Shane
A: "Who does he think he is, walking around like that?"
B: "He's got them golden shoulders."
A: "I don't even know what that means."
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The sobriquet of English football (soccer) player and fashionmonger David Beckham.
Given to him by his legion of adoring fans and endorsed by his celebrity wife Victoria ...though she is reported to favour the nickname Solidago.
Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, is thought to use yet another name.... presently undisclosed....
"No!! Twerp Head Rooney ...I didn't mean you... I meant Golden Balls Beckham .... Oh sorry Signor Capellet ..sometimes I can't tell my arse from my elbow."
Golden Balls swerved the ball from the free-kick with his usual aplomb,scoring the winning goal for LA Galapagos in the final seconds of the game.
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A sexually explicit act involving two male participants, in which one participant is made to lie prostrate on a matt or other soft or spongy surface while the other partakes in an act of sexual urination on the first participant. Urination is typically undertaken systematically along the length of the body in a style reminiscent of an elephant's use of its trunk, thereby invoking the moniker. In the southern hemisphere urination typically proceeds from the bottom up.
"You owe me a Golden Elephant", "When are you going to give me that Golden Elephant that you promised?" or "When am I going to get my Golden Elephant", etc...
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