sloppy goldfish

A shot of cheap tequila with a chunk of week old sun dried fish dropped in, chased by a flat mountain dew.

Get your ass over to the party, we are taking sloppy goldfish shots tonight!

goldy the goldfish

a hot babe that wears hats and is crazy funny.

short form - goldy

larry “yo what up”
ben “not much just chatting w goldy”
larry “who?”

ben “goldy. goldy the goldfish. he’s too cool, you wouldn’t know him.”

Goldfish farts

The act of getting high off goldfish dust

DaQuavius really enjoyed his goldfish farts last Friday

Moody Goldfish

When two guys who are really cool and popular start a 2-man band play really good music (normally two acoustic sounding guitars).

Hey you guys are Moody Goldfish

Goldfish Theory

AKA Goldfishism

The gold fish theory is put into place when a person of minimal intelligence repeatedly asks the same question over and over within a 3 second time frame. This is most likely caused by the person have ancestry tracing back to goldfish. You will experience the Goldfish Theory more in depth if you work in the IT or MIS related fields. 80% of users will experience Goldfishism when they continue to ask the same question over and over and over and over and over.

Overfeeding these users is not recommended, but is a known solution to resolve Goldfish Theory. (Please note over feeding the user may result in death of the user, this is very similar to when you overfeed a goldfish.)

User: Hi, how do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks

3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks

3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks

3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Here, have 10 cakes!!!!
User: glub glub glub
*User goes belly up*
IT: Cheers!
Thus, Goldfish Theory

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Secret Goldfish

A song by the band Pencey Prep, Frank Iero from My Chemical Romance was in this band.

OMG! Is that Secret Goldfish you are listening to? I love that song:) Pencey Prep is AMAZING!

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Goldfish-Band

A band which are playing and all members face each other, regularly with their backs to the crowd, hence the punters looking in at them like goldfish in a bowl.

They didn’t embrace the crowd. They are a Goldfish-Band.

This is such a Goldfish-Band!

I went to a local gig last night. There were a few Goldfish-Bands there though.

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