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The act of getting high off goldfish dust
DaQuavius really enjoyed his goldfish farts last Friday
a hot babe that wears hats and is crazy funny.
short form - goldy
larry “yo what up”
ben “not much just chatting w goldy”
larry “who?”
ben “goldy. goldy the goldfish. he’s too cool, you wouldn’t know him.”
When two guys who are really cool and popular start a 2-man band play really good music (normally two acoustic sounding guitars).
Hey you guys are Moody Goldfish
AKA Goldfishism
The gold fish theory is put into place when a person of minimal intelligence repeatedly asks the same question over and over within a 3 second time frame. This is most likely caused by the person have ancestry tracing back to goldfish. You will experience the Goldfish Theory more in depth if you work in the IT or MIS related fields. 80% of users will experience Goldfishism when they continue to ask the same question over and over and over and over and over.
Overfeeding these users is not recommended, but is a known solution to resolve Goldfish Theory. (Please note over feeding the user may result in death of the user, this is very similar to when you overfeed a goldfish.)
User: Hi, how do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Here, have 10 cakes!!!!
User: glub glub glub
*User goes belly up*
IT: Cheers!
Thus, Goldfish Theory
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A song by the band Pencey Prep, Frank Iero from My Chemical Romance was in this band.
OMG! Is that Secret Goldfish you are listening to? I love that song:) Pencey Prep is AMAZING!
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Furious Goldfish
Tumblr based term to explain a situational existence.
A person who is in rage at being kept in a fish bowl.
Similar to being in a glass bowl trapped and looking outside.
I’m like a furious goldfish at having to be in this school.
I’m beginning to feel suffocated at home like a furious goldfish
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