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Vice President to Bill Clinton and also the loser who thinks he invented the internet
Al Gore: um i took the liberty of inventing the internet
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"It's the Electoral vote that counts.That's our system and we ought to abide by it!" -- Al Gore
"We ought to abide by it - Jen-ny..."
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I own my own shrimpin business.
I'm Al Gore and my mama always said life is like a box of chocolates.
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A type of heavy metal. Just like grindcore, but played so fast it sounds like white noise with a giant cricket belching "reeeee reeeeee reeee" for the vocal track. Songs usually aren't over 30 seconds long and there is almost always a movie sample or two to go with each one.
Intense Hammer Rage is my favorite gore grind band.
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Al Gore did claim to invent the internet while he was in the Senate. The quote can be heard by downloading from Bearshare, Kazaa, Ares or pretty much any file sharing program.
Al Gore made a complete ass of himself and even managed to lose to Bush. Unreal.
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A newly-discovered form of leukemia, found in the barnyard, great horned, and spotted owls of Tennessee. Researchers believe it is the result of excessive, high-voltage transmissions from the many, many electrical lines required to service the mansion of Internet-inventor Albert Gore, Jr. Attempts to cure the disease via owl chemotherapy have been foiled by the environmentally-destructive, polluting effects of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's large, fuel-guzzling personal jet. Due to the rapidly-declining owl population in Tennessee, the rats have grown in size and number, and are threatening to take over the state capitol in Nashville.
Al Gore is to blame for destroying the environment by causing owl gore. Yesterday, I saw a rat as fat as Al....he was driving a pick-up truck with a Hussien Obama for President bumper sticker!
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A politican who ran for president of the United States in 2000. He has never gotten over the fact that he lost, and will still make comments on the election, even though it has been a good 5+ years. He also has an obsession with global warming.
Al Gore has a new movie, called "An Inconvenient Truth", which, inconveniently, happens to be a movie filled with charts and graphs, and has no entertainment value.
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