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A term developing in the 1960s during the granola craze. The distended stomach that arises from eating a surfeit of high-carb granola.
After she had finished her bowl of granola, he poked her ballooned stomach.
"Getting granola belly?" he asked.
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You are a granola head if you do one or more of the fallowing:
a) Are a hippy and/or a tree hugger.
b) Are a member of the Sierra Club and/or Green Peace.
c) Drive a Prius or another hybrid car of similar "gay" status.
d) Go to parking lots putting bumper stickers on SUVs/Trucks (especially Hummers) about how the drivers are screwing the environment over. (This happened to me once, and I'd just LOVE to see the person who did it)
e) But the biggest difference between a granola head and a non-granola head is how you define "camping". If you go to a campground in a van or sedan, set up a tent and read a book the whole day, view EVERY SINGLE attraction, take a closeup picture of a squirrel, and spend A LOT of time in the visitor center - you're a granola head.
In simplest terms, a Granola Head is someone who's the complete opposite of an Off-Roader, outdoors men, or even an RV owner (since their fuel economy is probably "to low" for a granola head to own).
What I've experienced outdoors most people would give their entire life for. I've camped 50 miles from the nearest person, been on dirt roads not encountering another vehicle for days, and experienced country thats just as beautiful as heaven. All I have to rely on is my Jeep, company of friends, and my ice chest. It's a feeling most people will never experience.
Now before giving this negative feedback and thinking "well this guy just thinks he's all that and a bag of chips, screw him" - think about this for a second. Imagine you're in the desert as a new day dawns. Over the red stone mesas comes the sun - but you're not in some campground surrounded by a bunch of people, you're 50 miles from the nearest person - only your friends are your company. But the best thing is, you don't have to "hike" your way back. You just load your Jeep up and drive out on a dirt road. This is a REAL adventure, totally un-granola head like. You're not fallowing a paved road in a national park, you're on a DIRT road, and you're hoping it gets you back to civilization. Some people might say "well, that's not so awesome", but trust me, you CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND how awesome it is.
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An average chunky mom who attends yoga classes, drives an SUV, and wears crocs.
Did you see that granola mom walking out of the laundry mat?
Yeah, she looked so crunchy
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A over eco conscious ever renewable hippy of the new age
those granola gangsters all have on LL bean
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A city born hippy who actually values bathing and possess's skills such as "getting your shit together" but still follows a relatively hippy lifestyle. Granola hippies may even enjoy activities such as video games, riding in cars, and warming their genitalia with the space heater for the hell of it.
"John isn't a REAL hippy. He's a fuckin granola hippy. What a poser."
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Taking a handful of granola, throwing it at a woman's tits and eating it off. Ideally, using an adhesive or sticky substance before throwing to allow for maximum granola on the tits.
Using honey, granola and his girlfriend's tits, John was able to have a delicious breakfast of granola tits.
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What C2s think are the true meaning of friendship. Granola bars are often used to get friendships with C2s. BUY GRANOLA BARS
C2: HOW COULD YOU NOT BRING A GRANOLA BAR?????
Person 3: I- I brought you these FruitSnacks.
C2: FRUITSNACKS ARE NOT OF EQUAL VALUE AS GRANOLA BARS!!!
Person 3: They're not?
C2: THAT'S IT! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!
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