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Little, feisty creatures that love to sneak in your boxers at night then when you put them on in the morning they launch a full scale assault on your crotch.
Friend 1: Dude stop itching your nuts, what the hell's wrong with you?
Friend 2: Fool, obviously I'm dealing with crotch gremlins.
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A human being, or what may appear to be, travelling along the roadside in the early hours of the morning, after a particularly heavy night/gern out.
Guy1: Dude check out that pavement gremlin over there.
Guy2: Thats minging, he must have had a good night
Pavement Gremlin: snarl
noun. A person who does or says things that can make people bad trip when on acid
Sam is a trip gremlin. No hat!
The collector of your foreskin. He scatters around at night, dripping with lard, soon to have his tongue coiling around you
The question is, do you accept your fate?
I am truly a gay gremlin, and you my friend, are weak.
A mystical being that visits young stoners to show them the ways of the bong
His body shape changes depending on how much marijuana is in your system, and he can be heard by his iconic mating cry of "Are ye skippy?"
He is associated with many other ethereal beings such as the RA coon
"Lads I just hit that bong so fuckin hard, the Skippy gremlin will be visiting soon"
Or
Stoner 1:"Lads I just fuckin heard something"
Stoner 2: "Don't worry my fresh crossaint, it's just the oul skippy gremlin doing the rounds"
One who enjoys the savory taste of sack in his/her mouth.
To be considered a Sack Gremlin, one must make an accumulation of sack (similar to sack hoader) that they snatched from men.
Sack Gremlins come out only at night, but they'll steal your sack right from under your weiner, so be sure to wear a cup!
Brobson is sucha fucken sack gremlin, it pisses me the fuck off!
Dude wheres my sack? Fucken Brobsen musta taken it, that fucken sack gremlin!
I hate sack gremlins becasue they steal sacks from the innocent
When you eat a twinkie out of someones butthole
Jarret and Nick where so drunk they decided to get naked and give eachother moist gremlins