grow up

Definition : marry the blonde you love

I need to grow up

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grow a tail

To simulate a kangaroo, or other large marsupial, by bending over and releasing a long blind baby seal from your cake hole.

(At the end of a large dinner).
"Where are you going with that magazine, Edward?"
"I'm off to meditate and grow a tail"

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Knee Grow

(!) A means by wich many smart asses bypass censor filters, and express the word 'niger'.

Potential alternatives,
knee Gruh, Knee graw, Knee Gro, Knee Gra, Knee Grow Daw Mus...

Say... my Knee Grow...

Hey Knee Grow...

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grow box

A box where you have set up everything you need to grow marijuana in.

Dude, this kid bought a grow box about two months ago and his plants are growing potent as fuck!

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grow a set

A request for someone to grow a set of testicles, to stiffen up their spine, to get tough, to stand up for themselves, etc.

Your GF will not let you come over for a beer?!?! Dude, grow a set!

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Growing a Moustache

Performing cunnlingus on a woman with a large ammount of pubic hair.

Try doing a google image search of "moustache", you'll see why it's called "Growing a Moustache".

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growing cake

A growing cake of love is a college-american term for expressing affection for another person.

Ben: Will you take my growing cake of love?
Jen: No it tastes crap
Ben: *cries*

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