A "Dirty Hob" is when you put a condom and it explodes after you fart while performing any sort of sex, and the recipient dumps you.
"I tried a "Dirty Hob" last night, I farted...SHE DUMPED ME :("
Hob leg, verb. To hob leg someone or something is to reduce its effectiveness or capability in some way.
Hey man, don't hob leg me here!
When your wife has been "Hobbed" she has been fucked by Suffocation guitarist Terrance Hobbs.
When someone does something half way, or is lazy about it.
He should have done a better job of cleaning up the yard, looks like he just hob-gobbled it.
Well that looks hob-gobbled! She could have taken her time and did it right!
A slang term taking on the meaning of any sexual act and is derived from the last name "Hobbs".
John: Hey Alex, stop hobbing off over there!