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When you're too tired for sex after all the wedding/ honeymoon activities you and your lover get each other off with your hands.
We were so exhausted after the wedding instead of sex we want for the honeymoon handshake
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A handshake, characterized by an utter lack of firmness in the grip, and often, a sweaty palm, giving the receiver a creepy and unpleasant feeling. Commonly given by men from India, hence the name.
Alice: Who’s that man you were talking to this morning?
Bob: Hmm… oh, right. Rajesh something or other. He gave me the Indian Handshake.
Alice: Eeww!
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When two or more parties are having an exchange over some form of digital media (ie. cellphone, webcam, teleconference, video, etc.) and they substitute handshaking that would occur naturally during a face-to-face meeting with shaking whatever electronic device they are presently using.
Example 1:
Harvey Specter : “Mike, you really screwed up. But don’t screw up the digital handshake. Play the man, not the game. This is how you show them that you are a man and that you mean business.”
Mike Ross : “A digital handshake? What do you mean?”
Harvey Specter : “After we introduce ourselves on the videoconference, be sure to pick up the laptop and shake it to signify the digital handshake. Shake firmly three times, otherwise they won’t trust you."
Mike Ross : “They didn’t teach me how to do this in law school.“
Harvey Specter : “You wouldn't have learned this in law school if you went there.”
Example 2:
Nancy and Chester on chatroulette.
Chester : “I knew he was trustworthy. You can tell so much about a man by his digital handshake.”
Nancy : “I know, I love a man with a firm digital handshake."
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The act of ejaculating in ones hand then proceeding to slap your sexual partner in the face
i was about to blow, so i pulled out and gave her an alabama handshake
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when you have no one and nothing to do at christmas or new years. So instead of seeing family or going out you sit in your room and masturbate. its your way of celebrating jesus' birthday and welcoming a new year.
tom: so what are you doing on chrismas day daz?
dario: nothing, well apart from giving myself a holiday handshake
tom: a what?
dario: dosen't matter
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While on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulation of the external anal sphincter. Often used as a greeting or to finalize an agreement.
Failure to provide or rejecting of said stimulation is considered rude or uncouth.
Origin: (Old English) It is believed that the oral stimulation of the anal sphincter was first done by warriors who greeted each other to show that they had no hidden weapons.
Bro 1: Eww, She actually ate yo ass?
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
She must have been ready to go because when I got there she just greeted me with the ol' backseat handshake.