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When two or more pigeons viciously attack each other over a scrap of fried meat, usually chicken. Also applies to any two animals (including humans) attacking each other over something not normally found in their diet.
Rounding the corner, Jason suddenly found himself in the middle of a harlem cockfight. Startled, he tripped and landed right in the runoff from the live poultry store.
You should'a seen Shaniqua and Britney last night at the dinner table! After that health program at school they been harlem cockfighting over the celery!
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Something else on the internet which gets trended on Twitter by 100 million chronic imbeciles and which I purposely avoid out of a seething contempt.
The wretched and unlettered; Ahh, there's a new viral/meme/craze on the internet. They're calling it the Harlem Shake.
The enlightened: I'm too busy reading Aeschylus, you gimp.
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The small area of Annapolis, where West St., Calvert St., and Cathedral St. converge. In this small, but locally well known, location is the Department of Human Resources, where welfare recipients come to collect their checks. It can be quite the eyesore in the mornings to see all of the poor blacks of Annapolis loitering in their poor fitting clothes, doing absolutely nothing constructive.
It is quite ironic that such an area of Annapolis exists, considering that some of the richest people in the US live there, and the cost of living is so high that the people that plague this area probably aren't doing too well.
"You walked into town on West St.?? I hope you didn't walk through Spanish Harlem... It's difficult to make it up here without being confronted by crack whores trying to scrounge up some dough for more shit."
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The Harlem City Shuffle is a sex position where you put a hole through the drywall with the headboard of your bed, and then your friends on the other side doing basketball tricks. And then, while making eye contact with them, you all nut together.
Will: “Hey, did you guys hear about the party going on at Rich’s place on Saturday night?”
Vincent: “Wait, Rich’s place? You don’t mean to tell me we’re bringing back The Harlem City Shuffle, do you…?”
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A stupid ass school full of hoes that fuck every guy they can get. At homecoming we have a fuck circle where we fuck in a circle.
"You must be a hoe?"
"why?'
"Because you go to Harlem High School
A gal of girth whom you take home and have relations with when you are to poor to afford heat during those cold, lonely winter months.
Damn, it's freezing! I better call my Harlem space heater and dip my wick in that shit before I get frostbite.
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When getting a blowjob. You distract your partner with quick, flashy, hand movements before ejaculating all over her face or in her mouth.
I finally got that slut to put out. When she finally went down on me I gave her the ol' Harlem globechowder!