After giving your man a hand job, when you have his jizz on your hand, spread it to both hands then press it on both sides of his face like the white hand prints on the Uruk-hai from Lord of the Rings.
I totally gave my husband an Uruk-hai after I jacked him off.
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Another nick name for weed. As mentioned by Wiz Khalifa in the song βYoung, Wild, and Freeβ.
β I went down on your bitch while smoking gray hayβ.
That one teacher that makes you write 69420 page essays in 10 minutes and gives shit assignments because he wants to. Don't be Mr. Hays
Person 1: Mr. Hays made me write a 69420 page essay in 10 minutes
Person 2: same
Person 1: fuck Mr. Hays
Person 2: yes
a cancer way to say hi, usually said on roblox
mincriftkid69: hai guys!
fuckyoumincriftkid69: shut the fuck up you little basterd
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basically food that makes u feel ill or ruin your chemical balance (too spicy, too greasy).
bad for your body equilibrium
don't eat that, it's all Yeet hay food
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Literally a phrase that everyone has used at some point in their life and nobody knows why or where it came from.
Hai guise, how is yur days going
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Only being sexually attracted to hicks.
Andrew: "Ally keeps staring at Shay's John deere shirt"
Danielle: "Thats because she has Hay Fever."
Andrew: "Ohhhh."
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