Joseph Hayes

A man who sucks MASSIVE FUCKING PENIS

Joseph Hayes is gay

Hayes Johnson

The most amazing boyfriend ever!!!!!! Lovable, sweet, and especially HOT!!!!! Pleasures you so well, you will be soaking wet!!!

"Hey, isn't that your man Hayes Johnson?", Person 1
"Hell yeah!!!", Person 2
"Then go get him!!!!", Person 1

Hayes Johnson

The best boyfriend to ever have in history! Blonde, sweet, cuddly, and absolutely HOT!!!!!!! Pleasures you so well you will be soaking wet, you will love this guy.

"Hey Jordyn, isn't that your man, Hayes Johnson?", Person #
"Hell yeah!!!", Jordyn

Milo Hayes

An extremely cool person, that is better than you. haha

Milo Hayes is soooo cool

Orla Hayes

She likes penis

Corrrr orla hayes likes my penis

purple hayness

Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.

Wow! That purple hayness made my ass hole bleed.

Hayness

A drunken fella with feet the size of boats covered in his own piss exclaiming he will fuck everyone's girlfriend!

James made a complete Hayness of himself at Rachel's wedding!