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A fat Mexican who is a benchwarmer in baseball and nicknamed SUPER TORTA
Alex: Man look at that torta over there.
Chris: Is that hector Marin
Alex: yeah, it is hector
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The absolute value of zero
Brad: hey man what’d you get for question 69 on that math test?
Antonio: Hector Zeroni.
Loud kid, has kids in the shed
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Hector Legge likes Jos Buttler and loves Oasis
lowkey kinda sus. he plays adopt me and scams little kids for fun and cyber bullies and got banned for saying sexual stuff in a kids pixel game. i scrath hm all thge time IMAOIAIXSJEHUDWEUGASVGDXVGEVWFASFYTASAS
me :hector cisneros got banned but hes a Christian now
hector: uwu yes sussy baka
The act of masturbating in a small inflatable pool full of your own urine and floating pieces of poo. The act is generally considered to one of the more perverse, and sensually overbearing forms of sexual self expression. Nonetheless, high participation rates have propped up the inflatable pool industry for the last three property cycles.
Best performed outside on a nice day where the neighbours can see... and smell... and hear. Eye contact with passers by is strongly encouraged, but not compulsory.
The act is not to be confused with a Tepid Hector, which is essentially the same but with the important exception of being undertaken in an inflatable pool full of water, or some other non-urine substance.
DaveP : Hey man, why you pissing in that kiddy pool??
GreggR: I'm gonna do an epic Hot Hector. I just got laid off from my job at the Sunglass Hut, so I'm gonna fill this baby up with a thousand liters of evil straight from my kidneys and then I'm gonna beat my dick like it owes me money.
DaveP: Sounds wild. Are you pooping right now too?
GreggR: Yeah im serving up a hot steamy biscuit in there too. This pools gonna be grimmer than Dan Aykroyd's anus
Girl 1- Why it's so hot today?
Girl 2- Obviously because Hector Andres is here
Girl 1- Ahh I love being so hot around him