this is commonly known as a prison move. The Ethiopian Hedgehog is a defensive maneuver in the case of anal rape, where the possible target of the attack uses a large amount of pomade to spike up their anus hairs and allows to dry. The attacker would then be surprised when attempting to mount the victim when a a hair-spike either pokes the head of their penis or enters the urethra.
Yeah my big buddy was gonna try and cornhole me but I already had my Ethiopian Hedgehog ready.
an amino user that got banned for doing dumb shit
did you follow sonickid the hedgehog on amino
Sonickid was an Amino user who got banned from the Sonic the Hedgehog Amino for doing stupid shit. He still uses Amino to this day and that is a good thing. The Sonic Amino leaders could be pieces of shit anyways. We all love Sonickid the Hedgehog!
You better be following Sonickid the Hedgehog on Amino.
a gamer dude who is awesome and does epic art
Yo! Have you heard of lightspeed the hedgehog? He does cool art!
When the toilet-brush gets caked in shit after being used to dislodge a particularly troublesome log, becoming a bristled turd-like entity. Looks remarkably like a down on it's luck Hedgehog
Oh dear, someone's had a massive shit. Now there's a Chocolate Hedgehog hiding in the corner. The dirty bastards.
Amy: *hugs Silver* Oh Soni- Ew
Mephiles: Haha you are no epic alpha gamer Silver the Hedgehog
The worst fuckin friend in Sonic Pulse! He constantly bullies me and just doesn't fuckin stop!
Maor: fuck off Retro.
Retro: I'm reporting you for bullying. I'm sick of your shit.
That's maor the hedgehog for ya.