When your friends autocorrect is so dumb you can’t even understand it.
Remember when you ducky hemmed?
Lol! Addition you are literally ducky hemming so hard right now.
When your friends autocorrect is so dumb you can’t even understand their sentence.
Omg! That’s a ducky hem right there.
lol addie you ducky hemmed so hard.
when you are.
remember when i ducky hemmed ur mom
omg that’s so ducky hem
brah brah ducky hem
The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.
Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.
Chad: Bro...
person1: Whos Hem and Two?
person2: WOAH. Real ones know :(
A slang term used by middle aged women to describe a foreskin.
Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"
A slang term used by middle aged women to describe a foreskin.
Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"
When your running a route in football and hit them with the left right shimmy shake
HEM HEM
Ohhh he just got hem hemd