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Ducky Hem

When your friends autocorrect is so dumb you can’t even understand it.

Remember when you ducky hemmed?

Lol! Addition you are literally ducky hemming so hard right now.

by Ducky4hem June 5, 2022


Ducky Hem

When your friends autocorrect is so dumb you can’t even understand their sentence.

Omg! That’s a ducky hem right there.

lol addie you ducky hemmed so hard.

by Ducky4hem June 5, 2022


Ducky Hem

when you are.

remember when i ducky hemmed ur mom

omg that’s so ducky hem

brah brah ducky hem

by Ducky4hem June 5, 2022


Pre-hem

The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.

Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...

by Hokken January 22, 2024


hem and two

real ones know

person1: Whos Hem and Two?
person2: WOAH. Real ones know :(

by hemandtwobitch December 19, 2020


hem of a garment

A slang term used by middle aged women to describe a foreskin.
Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"

A slang term used by middle aged women to describe a foreskin.
Ex: Fun-mommy told me that the hem of a garment was the "tip of an uncircumcised penis"

by Nap bonaparte December 28, 2016


Hem hem

When your running a route in football and hit them with the left right shimmy shake

HEM HEM

Ohhh he just got hem hemd

by Hunter2sexy March 13, 2022