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emotional hoarder

Someone who collects compromising anecdotes and personal Achilles' heel tales from friends and acquaintances for boosting his or her own morale and for possible weaponizing at some critical later date.

Don't kid yourself about Carol being a good listener. She's an emotional hoarder, and anything you told her while you were inebriated at that party will eventually come back to haunt you.

by Rich Hersh February 28, 2024


Heat Hoarder

People who use the restroom hand-dryers to excessively warm their hands and/or body, and sometimes dry their hair.

My hands are still wet because the heat hoarder was taking forever with the hand dryer.

by Crazy M. October 6, 2011


snack hoarder

The person who always eats all the snacks, and during birthday parties of special events always tries to get two prices of cake.

Hey lets go watch that movie you've been talking about!

Ok sure just don't invite that snack hoarder

Snack hoarder:can I come?

Shit...

by mr mr jellyman January 14, 2018


Pre-hoarder

A collector that orders things in advance to ensure they are one of the first to recieve to add to their collection

Danny always pre-hoarders the newest cell phone gadgets.

by InitialDYee March 5, 2024


Hoardering

From both words hoarding and ordering.

The act of hoarding food and necessities, and therefore blocking delivery slots on supermarket online deliveries.

This happened during the pandemic of 2020.

I cannot believe that so many people have been hoardering so much in the last few days, I can't get anything delivered for 3 to 4 weeks.

by Chrisssstoffee September 22, 2020


porn hoarder

Someone who keeps downloading all the porn and even buys extra harddrives to download even more.

Damm that guy just bought 10 * 10TB Drives. He must be a porn hoarder.

by Appel420 November 24, 2019


modern-day hoarder

Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.

Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.

I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.

by Pimp Rob May 18, 2016