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Holy Pancake

an alternative to Holy Cow, Holy Shit, etc. Inspired by a news story about a lady who saw Jesus in her pancake.

Notable quotes:
"I saw what looked like, possibly, what people may imagine Jesus would look like, or Moses."

"We used to say, 'Holy cow,' like everybody else, and after this happened, our new expression is, 'Holy pancake!'."

"I think the message is extremely clear that the world had better clean up its act"

Holy pancake, I just stepped in some dog shit.

by Swiggidy December 6, 2007


holy shmotz

something you say instead of swearing. it's kind of a PA thing but we're gonna try to spread it to boston too :)

"HOLY SHMOTZ BRYAN IS WICKED COOL!!"

by ncarolinas4loverss<3 August 9, 2009

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holy teabag

When a female fills her mouth up with “holy water”, and then a male dunks his testicles into her mouth.

Me and my girl baptized my balls the other night by doing the holy teabag.

by Young Swavo August 12, 2021


Holy Stroganove

noun - a CD drive that has been used to ensure the safe transportation of a CD.

It is a large CD "case", usually used to carry around very important or valueble CDs. The same can be done with a floppy disks and still be called a Holy Stroganove.

Hillary Duff brought her Holy Stroganove to school so she can protect her massively superior school project. What a tuboyne!

by Can Not April 8, 2005


Holy Worker

A whore. Also means that the woman referred to is above average polygamous.Holy worker comes from the Greek word "ιερόδουλη" .

Look at this holy worker Maria, That's her 3rd boyfriend this month.

by Dulger March 26, 2021


Holy Melon

An extra juicy cantaloupe that never Rotts. This is something that you can eat any time of year without any chance of tasting Goop.

Guy: Want a "Holy Melon"?
Girl: No, you've had that for weeks
Guy: It's a "Holy Melon"... It doesn't go bad

by MelonMan420 November 18, 2019


The Holy Stoney

When the shit that is spewed out of ones mouth is so prolific and or sac religious That even Jesus himself has to pick up a stone.

That bitch said she got a train ran on her by the priests at confession. That bitch need The Holy Stoney.

by ThePriest69420 October 23, 2020