When the shit that is spewed out of ones mouth is so prolific and or sac religious That even Jesus himself has to pick up a stone.
That bitch said she got a train ran on her by the priests at confession. That bitch need The Holy Stoney.
an alternative to Holy Cow, Holy Shit, etc. Inspired by a news story about a lady who saw Jesus in her pancake.
Notable quotes:
"I saw what looked like, possibly, what people may imagine Jesus would look like, or Moses."
"We used to say, 'Holy cow,' like everybody else, and after this happened, our new expression is, 'Holy pancake!'."
"I think the message is extremely clear that the world had better clean up its act"
Holy pancake, I just stepped in some dog shit.
An extra juicy cantaloupe that never Rotts. This is something that you can eat any time of year without any chance of tasting Goop.
Guy: Want a "Holy Melon"?
Girl: No, you've had that for weeks
Guy: It's a "Holy Melon"... It doesn't go bad
Holy Spit are lyrics in Hip Hop that were written to address religious, or spiritual matters.
Example verse: Man, I like rappers who drop Holy Spit; they're not afraid to speak on religious or spiritual matters.
You are a good PG child who has been forbidden to swear so instead of Holy S**t you say, 'Holy Shoot'.
Good Christian Minecrafter: Holy Shoot I just found some diamonds.
The ultimate display of trust and desire between individuals, it is when two people take turns inhaling farts dirctly from each others anuses. The inhaler should press their lips directly to the anus of the giver and inhale deeply while the giver pushes out a loving fart. They should then switch roles and perform the action again. This ritual signifies a bond that goes beyond marriage to something much deeper and more personal. It is a sign of true trust and respect between individuals.
During their honeymoon, Paul and Jessie cemented their bond by engaging in holy flatulony.