the phrase on when someone has done a rotton ass fart i mean that shit could flatten shernoble
guy 1: oops i just farted
guy 2: ah the hoons
A girl with massive titties that make you very happy when you look at them
Mann, that girl got massive hoons!
Hoon is the best guy in the world. He is the best at videogames and all women love him. Everyone who talks to him will get popular and earn billions of dollars in the future. He has the best type of style and is super cool. His body count is over 45 million due to the famine I caused
(I am not a whore)
Ryan: OMG You're so cool Hoon I wish I can be like you
Hoon: I know right I'm so cool
Just another way of saying a cigarette. A good ole jimmy heater. Most of the time it is used at a bar or a party as code word for a quick drunk cig.
Hey Joe where are my Hoons?
I don’t know Cody, you probably left them in the Hoon lounge.
When you poo poo on someone so hard
Fin: “Just killed this Arab”
Lew:”Was it a hoon?”
Fin: “OF FOOKIN COURSE IT WAS A HOON BABY”
Hoon- a collective word for realllllly bad
Hooner- someone that's really bad at something or stinks
"Yo Nathan, buss me that ball back post"
*Puts in a bad ball*
"Nathan you hoon"