Jew Hoop

Term for a Bagel, used by people who hate others of Jewish origin but enjoy bagels.

person1 "man i have a craving for a tastey jew hoop"
person2 "what's a jew hoop?"
person1 "a bagel"

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Hoop Jones

The name of an arcade coin-op basketball game wherein you play as a b-ball up and comer (Jones), practicing his jump shot on moving basketball nets. The game is found in many bars, often part of game compilation machines (such as a Max2000).

Guy 1: It's takin forever for our food to get here.
Guy 2: Lets go play Hoop Jones.
Guy 1: Excellent idea.

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hula hoop

When multiple men gather to have anal sex with one another, forming an almost human-centipede ring of dicks in ass. The resulting coordinated thrusting causes the hoop to "hula."

Man, last night's hula hoop was crazy intense. I can't even sit down.

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hoop la

chaos, randomness, insane

There was a massive amount of hoop la going on

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greasy hoop

a rather large individual, who has severe perspiration problem - causing a tsunami of sweat around ones rectal area (normally showing through light coloured clothing and causing and almighty stench when in non ventilated areas).
Sufferers of 'greasy hoop' are generally unhygenic individuals that have very prominent brown, curled toenails and a very distint aroma (generated from their 'greasy hoop')

Flaming pancakes Batman!!!! Look at that greasy hoop!!

hoop scoop

When you pull out of your girl’s ass and feed her the shit off of the tip.

My girl skipped lunch to have sex so the least I could do is give her a Hoop Scoop

Burn'n Hoop's

This is a slang for saying you are going to smoke Marijuana. This is slang for smoking marijuana because when one uses a bowl it looks like they are burning a hoop.

Ex1: Hey man Im Burn'n Hoop's wanna join?
Ex2: Lets go Burn some Hoops