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reverse houdini

Sexual manuever performed in doggy style position. Like its namesake, the houdini, it involves deception. Instead of spitting on the fair maiden's back and blowing your baby batter into her oblivious mug, the fluids swap roles. At critical mass a) withdrawal thy staff and deposit your sticky white love piss abound her dorsal region followed by b) a hearty dose of saliva (spit) in her face. "Viola": a mystical sleight of hand for children of all ages.

"David Copperfield is a pussy."- Harry (Hairy) Houdini

"Do you believe in magic, and I hope you do...!!!"-Ronald McDonald prior to issuing a reverse houdini.

by Janjigian April 9, 2006

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houdini

You convince a girl via text messages that you're out at the bar getting after it, but really you are at home not even drinking.

You convince a girl via text messages that you're out at the bar getting after it, and both of you can meet up later. She thinks you're getting drunk, but really you're at home. You convince her to meet you at your place after you supposedly are done drinking. Before she gets there you slam 2 or 3 beers and pour a little on your shirt for the smell effect. Then when she arrives you've saved yourself the trouble of going out, saved yourself the money, and you have the competitive advantage, and are likelier to get laid. When you brag to your buddies the next day, you tell them that you pulled the houdini.

by Jesse Jesse July 6, 2006

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Pulled a Houdini

When a person vanishes from another persons personal life

Frustrated with his immaturity and unhealthy childish habits Eve pulled a Houdini leaving Glyn heart broken

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen October 29, 2014

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Reverse Houdini

To reappear in someones life. The opposite of pulling a houdini

All though Glyn is exhausted from countless bounds forward in his quest to better himself he has vowed not to stop working 24-7 on his personal growth until Eve pulls a reverse Houdini and re-enters his life

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen November 1, 2014

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Pulled a Houdini

When you're dating a guy or girl for a few months and one day they just stop answering your texts or calling you back, essentially disappearing off the face of the earth because they don't have the backbone to break up with you.

"Hey, how're things going with you and your man, Dylan?"
"They're not. He totally pulled a Houdini on my ass"
"Aw, that sucks man."

by Locococorico March 27, 2014


Henry Houdini

An illusionist and escapist among other things. He died from being punched in the stomache by the strongest man that ever lived. He is the only man who can escape a blackhole.

Henry Houdini just saved Stephen Hawkings from a blackhole! WOAH!

by Higmo February 3, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


alaskan houdini

when you are fucking a girl form behind while she is facing a window you stop fucking her. then your friend takes over and she thinks you are still fucking her. You go outside and go to the window and yell surprise!

OMG I was startled when tom pulled an alaskan houdini on me.

by p8ntballer mike April 4, 2009

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