When a man finally understands that his needs do not have to be met by a woman who is meeting everybody elses.
I am glad I am her ex-husband. Now I don't have to share.
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A dirty rotten hoe that steals husbands and other peoples children. If you live in Leeds, UK keep your husbands locked up or she'll take them.
Woman 1: "That Tracey Mackie has been seen with Susans Husband"
Woman 2: "She'll rob him blind and split up his family cos she's a husband stealer'
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Corpse Husband is a 23 year old guy (as of 2020) that is known for his calming, deep voice and his narration of scary animated story's.
He gets his deep voice from a mix of genes and a disease called Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD). A quick google search and you'll know all about it, but if you would like a quick explanation...
His vocal cords are being irritated by stomach acid frequently flowing back up his esophagus, causing him to have a hoarse and deep voice.
Corpse also makes music (which you should definitely check out) and plays games like 'Among Us' and 'Rust' with his friends.
Another thing about Corpse is his amazing personality, he is sweet, funny, endearing, he has a very contagious and beautiful laugh and he sounds gentle when talking to people he cares about. You can often see this when he talks to Sykkuno (a streamer). His voice sounds soft when talking to him.
His Twitter: @Corpse_Husband if you would like to check him out.
"Hey, do you know who that deep voiced guy is? The one who narrates scary stories?" "Oh! You're talking about Corpse Husband."
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An Among Us player, and horror story teller. He is known for is great game play, and is low voice.
Lolo: Yo I was watching that low voice Corpse Husband last night
Kaka: yeah he kinda cool
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Similar to a husband. Gives all the right help but not completely committed. May have a family you don't know and friends you've never met. He will be a great friend to you. Will know exactly what to say at the exact moment, lending the best advice, but never emotionally available.
A Pseudo Husband is a man who is in a relationship with a woman but won't commit to marriage. Not to be confused with friends with benefits.
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A male co-worker who gets all sorts of baked goods, free coffees and a lot of sexual harassment leeway and still complains about having a work-ball-and-chain and no fringe benefits
Emily's work husband, Matt, is always complaining that she asks for expensive things but manages to forget all the nice things she does for him on a daily basis
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When you have two husbands, a lesser husband to rule the night and a greater husband to rule the day, and one husband stands in front of the other, that's a husband eclipse.
Never stare directly into a husband eclipse.
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