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when you are engaged in the act of sex (doggy style) in your right hand holding a paper clip or some other sort of small metal object. you then take said small metal object and shove it in a light socet and scream at the top of your lungs "I am Thor!" sending electricity through your cock in to your loving partner. Remember to hold said metal object in your right hand or it will go across your heart and kill you.
(Going all doggy style and shiz)
Girl- "this is boring. You need to step up your game"
Guy-" okay bitch" Now stick in paper clip "I am thor!"
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being late for a period and possibly being pregnant.
When she stated, "I am late" his face fell and she burst into tears
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What an illiterate girl writes on the back of her hand so she remembers to tell her boyfriend that she's with child.
"Todd," (she refers to back of hand) "I'm pregnate!"
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I am Jake was coined as a response to a post made by infamous Portland methhead Barbie in which she accuses one of her rando neighbor of being an anti fascist out to scare her.
I am Jake or Jake is now a symbol of anti fascism in Portland.
I am Jake because fuck the “PDX Crew” fascists.
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Repeated phrase in the BOOK Fight Club.*
*note: In the movie, they use Jack, not Joe.
I am Joe's Enraged, Inflamed Sense of Rejection.
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If you have searched this then speculations are correct, you are indeed, extremely attractive. Congratulations, you receive a coffee mug, an obnoxious letterman jacket and the hate of all ugly people!
Gertrude- "Why does my life suck so much?"
Jared- "Awww.... It's because you're an ugly person"
Gertrude- "That's not true!"
Jared- "Yes it is, look at me I am hot and i love life!"
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I am gay is a definition for i honestly don't fucking know, but i know the gay word is uh.... what?
Person 1: I am gay
Person 2: what
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