if i could i wood

thats is the phrase people say when they cant get a boner
or a new slogan for viagra

my grandpa told me grandma if i could i wood and she said i have have viagra right here sweety cakes

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i mean, i respect that

(phrase)
when you sincerely have much respect for something

when you need an ice breaker in everyday conversation

Speaker A - "Yeah bro, I'm about to hit the gym"
Speaker B - "I mean, I respect that"

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i vibe i vibe

A saying used when you relate to somebody

Yani: I’m excited for Christmas
Riley: I vibe I vibe

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I know, I know

A sentence or phrase used by someone (usually a kid) who becomes utterly annoyed hearing the same thing over and over again and being told what to do (usually from their teacher or parents).

Mom: You need to do your homework young man and you need to get it done now.
Son: I know, I know! What's what I'm trying to do, give me a break would ya?
Mom: I can't tell. Do it now

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The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy

The most interesting thing to say when someone asks for you to do something.

Melinda: So Craig, can you try to get people to sign this petition?

Craig: You know, I would love to help out, but the last time I did that, I ended up kissing a guy.

or...

Cynthia: Vincent, I dare you to kiss me.

Vincent: But The Last Time I did that, I Ended Up Kissing a Guy.

Cynthia: .........

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i raf, i ruse

Derivative of the game "you laugh you lose." In "you laugh, you lose" the object is to do something funny. If someone else laughs, they loose. "I raf, I ruse" is either A: a chinaman stating the fact that he/she laughed and lost, or B: a chinaman, not understanding the concept, repeats the game name replacing "you" with "I".

A:
John- "hey look what I'm doing"
(john does something ridiculous)
Chinaman- (laughs) "(sigh)..i raf, i ruse."

B:
John- "hey let's play you laugh you lose."
Chinaman- (confused) "Waht's that? I raf, I ruse?"

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I know, I know

A sentence or phrase used by someone (mainly woman) who become utterly annoyed hearing the same thing over and over again and being told what to do (usually from a man).

Man: Girl, you need to get your work done and you need to get it done now.
Girl: I know, I know. Give me a break I'm doing what I can.
Man: I can't tell. Do it now

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