I do what I do

expression explaining that is how they do things and shouldn't be questioned any further

example 1:
person 1- hey why are you always getting into fights when we go out

person 2- hey i do what i do

person 1- ah of course

example 2:

person 1- were you really hitting on that chick last night

person 2- i do what i do

person 1- gotcha

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I drink, therefore I am

A mantra that sums up everything we alcoholics believe in!

Girl- "What are you up to tonight?"
Guy- "I'm drinking rum and redbull!"
Girl- "It's Tuesday?!?"
Guy- "I drink, therefore I am."

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I said what I said

Doubling down on a controversial statement you previously made. Making it very clear that you have zero regrets over what you said, the statement remains factual and therefore you will not be apologizing to any persons offended by your valid opinions.

Kandi: So you saying my mama is low in the gutter ?!

Nene: Did I say she was low in the gutter? Did I write that she was low in the gutter ?

Kandi: WELL you implied it!

Nene: no I SAID WHAT I SAID!! ….And I ain’t changing on it!

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I hate that i love you

when you like or love someone so much - but your not the type to do that because you know you will get your heart broken and you hate liking people or falling in love- that you hate them. it makes you so mad that someone like them could do that to you. Hes perfect, hes funny, hes everything. but why did you have to like him. So, you hate him and you say you would never date them because you know that it would never work out, but in the back of your head behind all that "hate" you would always be there for him and love him, and you wish to be with him. but you hate him.

i hate that i love you

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I told you I was hardcore

The last words typed by Brandon Veda, a young man who committed suicide by drug and medication overdose, live on webcam while he conversed with people on IRC who encouraged him.

If you OD on drugs while on IRC with people who didn't think you'd do it, say "I told you I was hardcore" to prove your toughness. Then die.

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i said what i said

when u say something shocking or unpopular and a bitch gets caught off guard or surprised

person 1: shawn mendes is hot but his music succs
person 2: huh?!
person 1: i said what i said

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I do what I waunt

A phrase from the hit show on Comedy Central, South Park. Cartman says it when he is on a talk show and is trying to win a prize for being the most out of control child. Used to express dislike of something or denying something that someone tells you.

Hey Dave. You should be in class now, right?
Wateva! I do what I waunt!

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