I don't give two fucks

Used to put more emphasis that you don't care.

Dan: you know mom will be mad if we're late for dinner but I don't give a fuck
Tom: Well, I don't give two fucks, she makes crappy meatloaf anyway

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I fuck bitches

The act of fucking bitches

Hey I fuck bitches grandma

i wanna fuck bo burnham

i wanna fuck bo burnham

i wanna fuck bo burnham

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I fucked someone

Had sex with a random girl /guy had no idea about them because you were drunk

Hey bro i fucked someone
Bro who

Idk the girl i think

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I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE

sus lol ඞ

"I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE, IT'S ALL SUS"

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i wanna fuck you maria

text u ain't ever gonna send

1: i wanna fuck you maria
2: wtf im ur sister
1: sorry i sneezed and my dog ate my homework so i freaked out and hit send by mistake lol

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I ain't here to fuck spiders

A sarcastic term used by Australians as reply to a question with an obvious answer.

Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!

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