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When you have a sleepover and fart into someone's sleeping bag and lock them into their sleeping bag, leaving them helpless to your fumes. - So sayeth Uncle Jesse
I can't wait to iron maiden the twins
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a band that has yet to start not sucking
they will never not suck and if you disagree well then fuckyou
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Very crappy metal band. Most of their songs follow a cookie-cutter power-ballad: Each song starts mid-tempo or slow, then after a few very repetive verses there is a guitar solo which starts at a slow tempo then suddenly gets fast in the middle, at which point the solo becomes totally unrelated to the song (listeners are supposed to think its good though). Iron maiden songs often repeat the same chorus four or five times in the same song. Be warned that Iron Maiden fans might actually get violent if you point out to them that iron maiden songs generally exemplify poor musicianship.
"Stranger in a strange land" is a cooky cutter power-balad with a crappy guitar solo and an over-repeated chorus. When is Iron Maiden going to learn to write decent songs?
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Heavy metal band whose prime was from 1980 to 1988. After this time they have become a very mediocre band, rehashing the same tired 1-6-7 chord progressions and melodies in every song.
Man, Number of the Beast, Somewhere in Time and Killers are the best Maiden albums! Dance of Death and Virtual XI blow ass.
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A BAD Judas Priest impersonation.
Iron Maiden can suck my wang.
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A band that needs to have three guitarists to help them not suck. Too bad this doesn't work.
Iron Maiden is for pussies who don't know hardcore. Listen to a good band like the Killers or Goo Goo Dolls.
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GAY ASS 1920's pathetic pretend metal which only 75 year old senior citizens listen to. MOTHER OF SWEET JESUS THEY SUCK AND SLIPKNOT KICKS THEIR ASSES ANY FUCKIN DAY NIGGERS
Dickweed: Dude Slipknot sucks. you should listen to iron maiden.
Me: You are a fucktard. ASS BAG
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